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reblog this and put in the first random word you can think of

petefnwentz:

beneviolent:

gallifrey-feels:

thewonderveils:

pierced-undead-mice:

superpunknerd:

unheard-of-silence:

frosty-viking:

peachdoxie:

writechoice24:

lady-feste-pendragon:

guiltyhipster:

Caramel 

potato

Adrenal

Eagles

dragons

Abraham Lincoln 

show

Day

elope

Fig

cordial

Boing

lobster

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

"Can you sing that for us?"

"Can you sing that for us?"

poesdaughter:

shydalekfromslytherin:

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x









in what kind of school kids have alcohol in the water bottles at thier desks?

You’d be surprised. Kids are dumb.

A kid at my school did that in 7th grade.

poesdaughter:

shydalekfromslytherin:

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

in what kind of school kids have alcohol in the water bottles at thier desks?

You’d be surprised. Kids are dumb.

A kid at my school did that in 7th grade.

tbiamaryllis:

iheartchokatos:

itsafangirlsworld:

Gives me hope

why doesnt this have more notes

Some people can actually be good

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT