do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing
|—||Stephen Fry (via wordsnquotes)|
My goal is to be as adorable as Carolyn Jones’ Morticia but as fear-inspiring as Anjelica Huston’s Morticia.
Life goal: be hot.
I do what I want
You do not control me!
Can we talk about how much freaking effort it took for that diver to get into all of that gear just to take that stupid picture in the hot tub? You’re all fucking losers and I love you
YOU ARE TOO TENSE
HERE I SNURGLE YOU
LET MY SOFT LITTLE PAWS MASSAGE AWAY YOUR STRESS
I AM GOOD CAT FRIEND
I AM BEST AT SNURGLING